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« Reply #30 on: November 08, 2007, 02:10:50 PM »

Why is it that when I answer the telephone at work and say who I am, the person on the other end asks "who am I speaking with"?
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« Reply #31 on: November 08, 2007, 03:02:59 PM »

Why is it that if you are late paying on a bill and the bill collector calls you, he/she talks to you w/ an attitude as though they need your particular payment to go buy themselves groceries or something!
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« Reply #32 on: November 08, 2007, 06:59:24 PM »

Why do children wait until you get on the telephone to start bugging you and asking for things they normally don't ask you for when you are not on the telephone?
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« Reply #33 on: November 09, 2007, 09:20:53 AM »

They wan the attention.

Why do females like bad males?   Undecided
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« Reply #34 on: November 09, 2007, 09:54:52 AM »

They wan the attention.

Why do females like bad males?   Undecided

ajones6587 that isn't a blanket statement that you can make about all females. if that's the case why is it when a man has a good woman he cheats with another woman?  Huh Shocked
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« Reply #35 on: November 09, 2007, 09:59:29 AM »

They wan the attention.

Why do females like bad males?   Undecided

ajones6587 that isn't a blanket statement that you can make about all females. if that's the case why is it when a man has a good woman he cheats with another woman?  Huh Shocked

I agree, but I didn't say all ladies though.   Undecided
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« Reply #36 on: November 09, 2007, 10:01:10 AM »

They wan the attention.

Why do females like bad males?   Undecided

ajones6587 that isn't a blanket statement that you can make about all females. if that's the case why is it when a man has a good woman he cheats with another woman?  Huh Shocked

I agree, but I didn't say all ladies though.   Undecided

no you didn't but you didn't same some ladies either... Wink
we're not all like that & that same is true for the guys  Smiley
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« Reply #37 on: November 09, 2007, 10:08:12 AM »

Why is Geico insurance using the Cabbage Patch Kid, Jethro from "The Beverly Hillbillies," and the Flinstones in their commercial to promote their insurance? They know that they weren't even around at that time. I'm guessing they don't have as many customers as they would like.
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« Reply #38 on: November 09, 2007, 10:08:36 AM »

They wan the attention.

Why do females like bad males?   Undecided

ajones6587 that isn't a blanket statement that you can make about all females. if that's the case why is it when a man has a good woman he cheats with another woman?  Huh Shocked

I agree, but I didn't say all ladies though.   Undecided

no you didn't but you didn't same some ladies either... Wink
we're not all like that & that same is true for the guys  Smiley

I'll buy that for a dollar!?!?!?!  Grin
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« Reply #39 on: November 09, 2007, 10:12:28 AM »

Why does Lay's slogan for their potato chips say "No one can eat just one?" Now we all know that if we open a bag of potato chips, we really are not going to eat just one anyway.......right? HMMMM
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« Reply #40 on: November 09, 2007, 10:13:36 AM »

Why is Allstate Insurance's slogan " You're in good hands" and they dropped all those policies after Hurricane Katrina?  Cry
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« Reply #41 on: November 09, 2007, 12:50:02 PM »

Why are most 800 numbers computer prompted? And you have to stay on the telephone almost forever to speak to a human?
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« Reply #42 on: November 09, 2007, 02:32:42 PM »

why is it that you can be very hungry, go fix you a plate or pick up something & then you aren't hungry anymore?
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« Reply #43 on: November 09, 2007, 04:45:11 PM »

Why is it that just before you decide to get your hair permed/relaxed, all of a sudden your scalp tends to itch,...... a lot?HuhHuh
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« Reply #44 on: November 10, 2007, 08:34:24 AM »

Why is it that just before you decide to get your hair permed/relaxed, all of a sudden your scalp tends to itch,...... a lot?HuhHuh

OH YEAH---everytime!!!!!!!!

why is it when you go into the grocery store to get 1 item----you pick up more?Huh??
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« Reply #45 on: November 10, 2007, 10:38:56 AM »

Why is it that with newborn babies, when a person peeks in to look at the baby, that person always, always has to touch the baby in the face. I mean, newborns are sensitive, there's no telling where all those inquiring hands have been. HMMMM Undecided
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« Reply #46 on: November 10, 2007, 04:47:50 PM »

Ha. Ha. That's just the way it goes! Grin Grin
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« Reply #47 on: November 10, 2007, 05:18:38 PM »

Why do we call bedroom shoes and house shoes by those names, but we wear them in other rooms and outside of the house?....hmmmmm
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« Reply #48 on: November 11, 2007, 06:57:22 PM »

Why is it whenever the pastor says something like, "Just give me ten more minutes," or "I have one more scripture,".......we actually look at our watches or the clock on the wall and see if he will be done, or see if that really was his last scripture? HMMMMM
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« Reply #49 on: November 11, 2007, 10:06:28 PM »

Why is it that when certain grocery stores put certain items on sale they put a limit on how many you can purchase, and if you go over that limit, you won't get those items over for that sale price...money is money right? It shouldn't matter how many you buy.
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« Reply #50 on: November 12, 2007, 01:35:55 PM »

They wan the attention.

Why do females like bad males?   Undecided

You know some women like dem thugs!    Grin    Grin    Grin   (LOL)   



JUST KIDDING     JUST KIDDING    JUST KIDDING    JUST KIDDING
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« Reply #51 on: November 13, 2007, 08:38:00 AM »

Why is it that when a television show's new season begins, they start showing re-runs around the fifth week into the season?
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« Reply #52 on: November 13, 2007, 11:27:16 AM »

Why is it that when a person can ask you for favor after favor after favor, you do it, but when it comes down to you asking that very same person for a favor, they can't do it for you? Or what makes it worse, is if they ask you for a favor, and you say "no," they get mad!
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« Reply #53 on: November 14, 2007, 07:44:57 AM »

Why is it that no one is posting in Speed Post trying to win the prize  Huh
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« Reply #54 on: November 14, 2007, 08:05:53 AM »

Why is it that no one is posting in Speed Post trying to win the prize  Huh

I just started out on yesterday, because I want to get in on it too!
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« Reply #55 on: November 14, 2007, 09:35:00 PM »

Why is it it always rains  right after you wash you car or cut your grass?
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« Reply #56 on: November 15, 2007, 11:35:02 AM »

Why is it that as soon as a television picture that you have been waiting for weeks to watch gets ready to come on, a breaking news report comes on instead.
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« Reply #57 on: November 15, 2007, 12:47:18 PM »

Why is it that as soon as a television picture that you have been waiting for weeks to watch gets ready to come on, a breaking news report comes on instead.
or the president interrupts Angry

Why is it that when you make a committment to fast, your hunger pangs hit harder than ever!!! Undecided
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« Reply #58 on: November 15, 2007, 07:06:09 PM »

 Huh Does chocolate REALLY make a child hyper? Huh
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« Reply #59 on: November 16, 2007, 10:57:52 AM »

Why is it that when you are driving around looking for an address, you tend to cut the radio down because "you can't hear"? 
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