Tricia
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« Reply #240 on: March 03, 2009, 09:18:35 PM » |
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If the 7-11 store is open 24 hours, why is there a lock on the door?
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« Reply #241 on: March 03, 2009, 09:25:35 PM » |
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Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
Why do they put Braille on the drive through bank machines?
Crime doesn't pay...does that mean that my job is a crime?
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« Reply #242 on: March 03, 2009, 10:06:21 PM » |
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LOLOLOLOLMBO!!!! These are all great!! My Fav:
If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
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KEJA!
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« Reply #243 on: March 05, 2009, 06:24:11 PM » |
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Why are drive-thru's called "drive-thru" when u actually have to stop? LOL
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« Reply #244 on: March 05, 2009, 06:39:41 PM » |
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Why do they call it hydroplaning? We are in cars. It should be called autoslipping.
Why is it that the clearance rack is never cleared. Go two years from now and the clearance rack is still full.
Who's in charge of painting lies such as the little white lie?
When a person says, "I can't get a break", what exactly do they want broken?
If I encourage you, can someone else come along and outcourage you?
If you have an "off day", can you go off on just anyone?
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KEJA!
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« Reply #245 on: March 05, 2009, 06:45:44 PM » |
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^^^LOLOL JG!!!
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Tricia
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« Reply #246 on: March 05, 2009, 07:12:30 PM » |
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If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?  You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes -- why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?  Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down? If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'? |
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« Reply #247 on: March 06, 2009, 06:47:13 AM » |
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lololol@dangly things.  |
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« Reply #248 on: March 11, 2009, 07:33:08 PM » |
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lololol@dangly things. LOL |
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« Reply #249 on: March 13, 2009, 12:03:58 AM » |
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Why is it when you go to the movies and it suppose to start for 3pm, you have to sit through 15 min of previews so movie starts around 3:30
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Walk with a good heart and you will run with success.
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« Reply #250 on: March 13, 2009, 06:00:42 PM » |
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Why is it when you go to the movies and it suppose to start for 3pm, you have to sit through 15 min of previews so movie starts around 3:30
As much as we go to the movies, I always b wonder'n da same thang! |
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« Reply #251 on: March 19, 2009, 06:43:51 AM » |
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Why are we called african american when i was born in the united states? |
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What GOD has for you it is for you!!1
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« Reply #252 on: April 07, 2009, 10:51:56 AM » |
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How does the "Indian Giver" obtain all those Indians?
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« Reply #253 on: May 14, 2009, 11:05:14 PM » |
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Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
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« Reply #254 on: June 15, 2009, 08:13:32 PM » |
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Why does it seem like I ALWAYS end up in the slowest check out line??
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« Reply #255 on: June 26, 2009, 05:52:23 AM » |
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Why must one wait on instant coffee to be made?
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« Reply #256 on: June 26, 2009, 09:01:43 AM » |
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Why must one wait on instant coffee to be made?
LOL....altho I don't drink coffee, that is funny! |
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« Reply #257 on: June 29, 2009, 03:10:47 PM » |
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UMMMM, HMMMMMMM!!!!
Way all my AGL FAMILY AT? This is somethin' dat's makn me go HMMMMM!
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