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« on: July 22, 2007, 12:33:17 PM »

Have you read any church billboards lately?  What are some of the sayings that you have read?

Here are some that I have read.

1.  Don't put a question mark where God puts a period.
2.  Give God what's right, not what's left.
3.  God doesn't want shares of your life, He wants controlling interest.
4.  God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
5.  Having truth decay? Brush up on your Bible
6.  WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning!
7.  Read the Bible...It Will Scare The Hell Out Of You!
8.  Where will you spend eternity - Smoking or Non-smoking?
9.  Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church.
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« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2007, 03:03:09 PM »

Have you read any church billboards lately?  What are some of the sayings that you have read?

Here are some that I have read.

1.  Don't put a question mark where God puts a period.
2.  Give God what's right, not what's left.
3.  God doesn't want shares of your life, He wants controlling interest.
4.  God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
5.  Having truth decay? Brush up on your Bible
6.  WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning!
7.  Read the Bible...It Will Scare The Hell Out Of You!
8.  Where will you spend eternity - Smoking or Non-smoking?
9.  Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church.

Yes I have.  I love to read church signs as I drive down the highway.  There is 3 churches signs that I read all the time.  I will slow down just to read them. 

Here is some that I have read:

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Stop, drop, and roll will not work in hell


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« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2007, 03:36:46 PM »

Have you read any church billboards lately?  What are some of the sayings that you have read?

Here are some that I have read.

1.  Don't put a question mark where God puts a period.
2.  Give God what's right, not what's left.
3.  God doesn't want shares of your life, He wants controlling interest.
4.  God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
5.  Having truth decay? Brush up on your Bible
6.  WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning!
7.  Read the Bible...It Will Scare The Hell Out Of You!
8.  Where will you spend eternity - Smoking or Non-smoking?
9.  Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church.

Yes I have.  I love to read church signs as I drive down the highway.  There is 3 churches signs that I read all the time.  I will slow down just to read them. 

Here is some that I have read:

Bible Means:
Basic
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before
leaving
earth


Stop, drop, and roll will not work in hell




Come in and  PUSH with us.
Pray
Until
Something
Happends
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« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2007, 08:38:34 PM »


Yes I have.  I love to read church signs as I drive down the highway.  There is 3 churches signs that I read all the time.  I will slow down just to read them. 

Here is some that I have read:

Bible Means:
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Stop, drop, and roll will not work in hell




LOL   Grin   Grin
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« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2007, 07:43:59 PM »

Here's another one:

Know God-Know peace.   No God-No peace.
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« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2007, 07:02:28 AM »


7.  Read the Bible...It Will Scare The Hell Out Of You!


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« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2007, 03:22:33 PM »

 This is an old one but I've always loved it.

   Do you know what's missing from C H __ __ C H? 
     
   U R
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« Reply #7 on: July 24, 2007, 06:45:27 PM »

Here is another one...

In the dark, follow the Son.

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« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2007, 03:53:45 AM »

Don't use God, let God use you
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« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2007, 06:22:54 PM »

Check this one out....

http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/articles/a77_church4.jpg
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« Reply #10 on: September 07, 2007, 06:22:00 PM »

Here is another one.......

http://aycu05.webshots.com/image/25684/2001276067700840484_rs.jpg
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« Reply #11 on: September 07, 2007, 06:34:54 PM »

lol,if i were to see that,and wasnt saved,i'd DEFINITLY be there that sunday
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« Reply #12 on: September 07, 2007, 06:35:47 PM »

lol,if i were to see that,and wasnt saved,i'd DEFINITLY be there that sunday

That is something to think about though. 
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« Reply #13 on: September 07, 2007, 06:41:19 PM »

exactly.sad thing is whoever see's that,and they wanna come give they life to god,most the time,once they leave church,they fall right back into temptation.any given month,i think about roughly 13 ppl join our church.outta that,maybe 3 or 4 become members.some others when i see them,i ask why didnt they come back,and its always somethin like this "man,i was tired from last night.i got in like 6 am from the club"


i juss hope they realize that one day its gonna be too late,and they dont "have the rest of they life to find god"
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« Reply #14 on: September 07, 2007, 08:07:16 PM »

 Cry  So true.  Like our pastor says, "don't let it be sad too late".

A lot of people don't realize that while they still have breath in their bodies, they have a chance to make it to heaven.

Where I live, it seems like every other week, someone has died.  The sad part is that they die without being saved. 


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« Reply #15 on: September 08, 2007, 07:10:02 AM »


Where I live, it seems like every other week, someone has died.  The sad part is that they die without being saved. 


saved or not,dying with sins on you isnt good.thats why i always tell ppl,includin myself,repent as much as possilbe,cause it'll be a shame to give god your life,then you make one small mistake,and think to yourself,"hmm,that wasnt too 'big' a sin" then die,now you going to judgment with that on you.its really not that hard to repent.only takes three words
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« Reply #16 on: September 08, 2007, 08:34:00 AM »

Sad but true. 
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« Reply #17 on: September 14, 2007, 10:16:11 AM »

I read one that said " What on Earth are you doing for Heaven's sake?" It made me stop and think!
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« Reply #18 on: September 14, 2007, 10:17:22 AM »

I read one that said " What on Earth are you doing for Heaven's sake?" It made me stop and think!

I like that one Smiley It made me stop & think when I read it.
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« Reply #19 on: September 15, 2007, 08:34:34 AM »

I read one that said " What on Earth are you doing for Heaven's sake?" It made me stop and think!

Ditto That!!

I like that one Smiley It made me stop & think when I read it.
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« Reply #20 on: September 15, 2007, 08:35:04 AM »


Where I live, it seems like every other week, someone has died.  The sad part is that they die without being saved. 


saved or not,dying with sins on you isnt good.thats why i always tell ppl,includin myself,repent as much as possilbe,cause it'll be a shame to give god your life,then you make one small mistake,and think to yourself,"hmm,that wasnt too 'big' a sin" then die,now you going to judgment with that on you.its really not that hard to repent.only takes three words

Good Advice.
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« Reply #21 on: September 15, 2007, 08:35:40 AM »


Priceless!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!
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« Reply #22 on: September 15, 2007, 08:36:19 AM »


OK K K- Amen to that one!! LOL
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« Reply #23 on: September 15, 2007, 08:36:57 AM »

This is an old one but I've always loved it.

   Do you know what's missing from C H __ __ C H? 
    
   U R


That was old school...Oldschool...but it still works!
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« Reply #24 on: September 15, 2007, 09:45:06 PM »

God doen't answer pagers,
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« Reply #25 on: September 20, 2007, 07:39:26 AM »

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« Reply #26 on: September 22, 2007, 01:56:39 PM »

Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon."

"If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns."

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« Reply #27 on: October 05, 2007, 11:01:39 AM »

STOP, DROP & ROLL doesn't work in Hell!!
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« Reply #28 on: October 08, 2007, 09:20:17 AM »

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I like that.   Smiley
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« Reply #29 on: October 27, 2007, 12:58:37 PM »

We serve "soul food" here!
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