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« Reply #30 on: October 31, 2007, 06:39:54 PM »

We serve "soul food" here!

I Like that one.   Grin 
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« Reply #31 on: November 28, 2007, 12:13:24 PM »

This is an old one but I've always loved it.

   Do you know what's missing from C H __ __ C H? 
     
   U R


This is sooo funny b/c our church sitgn is missing the letter "u".
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« Reply #32 on: November 28, 2007, 02:01:14 PM »

How about this one...

Where in hell is salvation?
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« Reply #33 on: December 13, 2007, 01:46:46 PM »

 I recently spotted this sign.

He was born a baby.
He died.
Arose.
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« Reply #34 on: December 13, 2007, 03:09:29 PM »

Here's another one.......

A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
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« Reply #35 on: December 20, 2007, 07:15:05 PM »

I saw this one on today.......

Keep CHRIST in Christmas.
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« Reply #36 on: December 22, 2007, 02:20:54 PM »

I saw one that said, "Jesus is the potter, not Harry"
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« Reply #37 on: December 22, 2007, 03:25:12 PM »

I saw one that said, "Jesus is the potter, not Harry"
Now that's a good one!
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« Reply #38 on: December 29, 2007, 08:18:57 AM »

"Searching for a new look?   Have your faith lifted here!"

"If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again."
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« Reply #39 on: December 31, 2007, 01:21:41 AM »

"Searching for a new look?   Have your faith lifted here!"

"If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again."

I like that one. Cheesy
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« Reply #40 on: December 31, 2007, 08:21:21 PM »

Here's another 1......

Prayer - Wireless access to God with no roaming fee


This 1 cracked me up......

Salvation guaranteed or your sins cheerfully refunded!

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"BUT WHOSEVER DRINKETH OF THE WATER..." JOHN 4:14


« Reply #41 on: January 29, 2008, 01:11:13 AM »

"NEED A FAITH LIFT? LOOK INSIDE"

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"BUT WHOSEVER DRINKETH OF THE WATER..." JOHN 4:14


« Reply #42 on: January 29, 2008, 01:12:52 AM »

"CALL 911...THIS CHURCH IS ON FIRE!"
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« Reply #43 on: January 29, 2008, 02:15:39 AM »

GOD ACCEPTS ALL KNEE-MAILS
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« Reply #44 on: January 29, 2008, 11:10:11 PM »

"2008 NEW YEARS RESOLUTION - KNOW JESUS BETTER"
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« Reply #45 on: January 30, 2008, 08:36:12 AM »

"Searching for a new look?   Have your faith lifted here!"

"If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again."



He was born a baby.
He died.
Arose.
I saw one that said, "Jesus is the potter, not Harry"
Here's another 1......

Prayer - Wireless access to God with no roaming fee


This 1 cracked me up......

Salvation guaranteed or your sins cheerfully refunded!



I like all of these!!
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« Reply #46 on: February 05, 2008, 11:32:40 AM »

RAPTURE
Separation of Church and State
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« Reply #47 on: February 13, 2008, 10:02:11 PM »

"GOD HAS AN 800 NUMBER - PRAYER"
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« Reply #48 on: February 17, 2008, 04:34:02 PM »

I saw this one on Friday.....
God made all colors, so lets all love everybody.
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« Reply #49 on: February 19, 2008, 01:23:00 PM »

I saw one Sunday that said,

7 days without prayer makes one weak.
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« Reply #50 on: February 20, 2008, 09:24:06 AM »


7 days without prayer makes one weak.


Now that is definately a good one!
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« Reply #51 on: February 20, 2008, 04:10:31 PM »

Immmmm Loving this thread!  Cool
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« Reply #52 on: February 22, 2008, 03:56:02 PM »

I saw these two on today:

SIGN IS BROKEN.........MESSAGE INSIDE!
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WIRELESS CONNECTION TO GOD W/NO ROAMING FEES!
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« Reply #53 on: February 23, 2008, 11:46:30 AM »

People are funny; they want the front of the bus, middle of the road, and back of the church.
(I laughed when I read that one on today)
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« Reply #54 on: March 01, 2008, 10:11:31 PM »

OBEDIENCE PROVES YOUR BELIEF
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« Reply #55 on: March 07, 2008, 03:06:29 PM »

Are you Humbly GRateful OR GRumbly Hateful?
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« Reply #56 on: March 12, 2008, 06:42:46 PM »

God gives and forgives.....man gets and forgets.
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« Reply #57 on: March 13, 2008, 11:34:39 AM »

Don't ask God to order your steps if you will not move your feet.
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« Reply #58 on: March 15, 2008, 09:55:36 AM »

I saw this one..............."Jesus died for "Myspace" in heaven."
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« Reply #59 on: March 15, 2008, 09:57:35 PM »

DON'T LET AN EXCUSE KEEP YOU FROM ME. -GOD
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