What is the Funniest Thing..........

[Caisza]

What is the funniest thing that have happened at church???

I went to this church where this lady was so happy in the Lord til she just shouted out of her skirt.  Thank goodness she had on a slip.

 

[Caisza]

One nite, our choir performed at another church.  I am the musician for our choir.  The keyboard was at the front of the church.  We were going to sing 2 selections.  However, as I was playing for the choir, one of the legs of the chair had went over the edge of the choir stand.  All I could do was with all of the strength that I had, I had to use my leg muscles to keep from falling out of the choir stand.  I hurried up and ended that song.  I know the choir was probably wondering why didn't we do another selection.

Could you imagine what would have happened if I would have fell?  I was sitting in front of the whole church.

 

[JillyStrick]

I use to attend a COGIC church some time back and we had a family there that all shouted the same way. They did some type of bucking (real hard). The mother was giving a testimony (which we all knew a shout always comes afterwards) and once she got done she started bucking real hard, hard enough where it was hard to control her so to say. She bucked so hard that she ended up on the floor, under the seats (still bucking) and rolled down to the front knocking a few seats out of the way. LOL My Lord and she got up and was looking like how in the world did I get here. LOL I almost lost an ear (my mom use to pinch our ears when we misbehaved) cause I was laughing so hard. 

[Caisza]

I use to attend a COGIC church some time back and we had a family there that all shouted the same way. They did some type of bucking (real hard). The mother was giving a testimony (which we all knew a shout always comes afterwards) and once she got done she started bucking real hard, hard enough where it was hard to control her so to say. She bucked so hard that she ended up on the floor, under the seats (still bucking) and rolled down to the front knocking a few seats out of the way. LOL My Lord and she got up and was looking like how in the world did I get here. LOL I almost lost an ear (my mom use to pinch our ears when we misbehaved) cause I was laughing so hard. 

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