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« on: August 12, 2006, 01:26:03 PM »

A PREACHER'S DONKEY

A man bought a donkey from a preacher.  The preacher told the man that this donkey had been trained in a very unique way (being the donkey of a preacher).  The only way to make the donkey go, is to say, Hallelujah!"

The only way to make the donkey stop, is to say, "Amen!"

The man was pleased with his purchase and immediately got on the animal to try out the preacher's instructions.

"Hallelujah!" shouted the man.  The donkey began to trot.  "Amen!" shouted the man.  The donkey stopped immediately.

"This is great!" said the man.  With a "Hallelujah" he rode off very proud of his new purchase. 

The man traveled for a long time through the mountains.  As he headed towards a cliff, he tried to remember the word to make the donkey stop.

"Stop", said the man. "Halt"! he cried.  The donkey just kept going.  "Oh, no..."

"Bible...Church!...Please! Stop!!"shouted the man.  The donkey just began to trot faster.  He was getting closer and closer to the edge of the cliff.

Finally, in desperation, the man said a prayer...Please, Dear Lord.  Please make this donkey stop before I go off the end of this mountain, in Jesus name, AMEN."

The donkey came to an abrupt stop just one step from the edge of the cliff.

"HALLELUJAH!" shouted the man.

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Nicole
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« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2006, 05:54:57 PM »

LOL thats a good one
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« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2006, 06:55:15 PM »

Here's another one.  This same lady was sitting down when I guess she got happy.  The next thing we knew, she just bolted out the front door.  I mean she moved like fire was behind her.  One of the church members had to get up and go out and get her. 
She couldn't believe how she got out there.

 Grin                Grin                     Grin                    Grin                            Grin                       Grin                Grin               Grin

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« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2006, 06:58:08 PM »

Here's another one.  This same lady was sitting down when I guess she got happy.  The next thing we knew, she just bolted out the front door.  I mean she moved like fire was behind her.  One of the church members had to get up and go out and get her. 
She couldn't believe how she got out there.

 Grin                Grin                     Grin                    Grin                            Grin                       Grin                Grin               Grin


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Oooops, I posted in the wrong forum.  I meant to post this in the "What's the funniest..." forum.


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« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2006, 09:38:26 PM »

I have had some crazy stuff happen to me.

One day I left work to run an errand.

After coming out of one place getting ready to go into another, I kept feeling something around my ankles. 

When I looked down, my slip had fallen to the ground. 

I was to ashamed to look around to see who was looking, so I just stepped out of the slip, put it in my pocket and went into the store. 

 Grin             Grin                    Grin                   Grin                 Grin
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« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2006, 10:46:14 PM »

Here's one: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!!! Grin hehehe
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« Reply #6 on: September 01, 2006, 08:12:05 PM »

Here's one: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!!! Grin hehehe


 Grin Grin Grin
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MZ JUDAH
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« Reply #7 on: December 27, 2006, 11:16:13 PM »

those were funny Caisza ... laughter is good ... like a medicine ... thanks for this post ... LOL
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« Reply #8 on: September 07, 2007, 05:35:33 PM »

"Divorce Settlement"

A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 mph.  His wife is behind the wheel.  Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice.

"Darling" he says.  "I know we've been married for 20 years, but I want a divorce.

The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 45 mph.  The husband speaks again.

"I don't want you to try and talk me out of it, "he says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend.

Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55.  He pushes his luck.

"I want the house," he says insistently.  His wife sped up to 60 mph.

"I want the car, too," he continues.  She sped up to 65 mph.

"And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat."

The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge.  This makes him a wee bit nervous, so he asks her.  "Isn't there anything you want?"

The wife at last replies - in a quiet and controlled voice.

"No, I've got everything I need," she says.

"Oh really?" he inquires, "So what have you got?

Just before they slam into the wall at 75 mph, the wife turns to him and says..."The airbag".
 
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« Reply #9 on: September 07, 2007, 06:00:12 PM »

lol,thats messed up^^^
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